People are saying that PA announcements are only on flight recorders and that it’s doubtful that MSNBC was able to acquire this and that this is actually comedian, Tim Dillon.
TRANSCRIPT
“Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen from the flight deck, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 315 from Houston to Albuquerque.
“Donald Trump is still the president.
“It is a reminder to everybody here that we do have a Federal Mask Mandate, which is for the, uh coronavirus, which uh, does not exist.
“I am against it. And if you come up to the cockpit, which you can do because the door is open in violation of FAA guidelines, because I’m not afraid of nobody, you’ll see that I’m not wearing my mask.
“I encourage you to not wear your mask as well. We’ll have you on the ground pretty early today.
“Ladies and gentlemen, we have started our initial descent. Joe Biden is Communist Chinese puppet.
“Flight attendants, please prepare the cabin for arrival. We live in Hell.
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Albuquerque. We’re just waiting for the gate right now. We should have a gate opening up pretty soon.
“Uh, hopefully I’ll see you all at the Capitol, if you know what I mean.”
that rant may just reinstate me to fly SWA again!
Thank you Pilot!
Awesome. Eff em and feed em rice.
Let’s Go Branndon!!!!!
Just got my latest book in the mail. From the site Rudolfsteinerbookstore.com. ….. “The Contagion Myth: Why Viruses ( including “Coronavirus” ) Are Not the Cause of Disease” by Thomas S. Cowan, MD, and Dally Fallon Morrell.
Just finished reading. “The Invisible Rainbow” by Arthur Firstenberg.
Trump or Biden, one of them authorized use of vaccine while the other with made it worse
Both are puppets, one from Israel while the other from china
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Where is “let’s go Brandon” at? I’d say this is fake BS news by liberals
Yes Virginia
I see you out there dancing blue to you
Tried my best changin’ from red to blue
Ended up purple, nobody knew
better luck only come to the few
Canceled @ The Cancel Club
In a cage by you know, bub
Sin micro-aggression, forgiveness unknown
perfected persuasion, a steel barred throne
Online ragin’, make your plea
plenty of seen cajuns, like you and me
when they catch one
they hang them up to dry
paraded in front of every hackers’ eye
Hocus pocus and bogus boo
surveilling Heaven for the chosen few
they’ll target anyone, wrong shade of blue
pretty soon it’ll end up that it’s you
Fusing the truth, editing the facts
entry gained, don’t matter how, Jack
defending Assange and Snowden,
correcting that September day
all this and more, mortal sins somehow
meanwhile in Russia, they’re Shanghai now
Tore down my statue before they could
Blue Christmas bound, Chinese shipping paused
Low blue water, docks seem to be gone
kids wearin’ masks, new suburban cause
Blue water all but gone
A 20 year war, left it all behind
Parents are terrorists now
red tide re-launched
It’s like everyone woke up one day, and we all became sensitive little 5 year olde, and someone took the ball from us! Wasaaa! Such wooooooses everyone’s become! You can’t take a little joke?! I mean…come the heck ON!! Last flight a female pilot joked that we were at the lovely destination, had been super funny, but then said “We’re here, now GET OUT! I just laughed a lot! It was a freakin joke! No humor allowed anymore!
Usually the SWA pilots are actually funny, so I’m calling “fake” on this one.
OMG that is so AWESOME!!!