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    People are saying that PA announcements are only on flight recorders and that it’s doubtful that MSNBC was able to acquire this and that this is actually comedian, Tim Dillon.

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    “Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen from the flight deck, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 315 from Houston to Albuquerque.

    “Donald Trump is still the president.

    “It is a reminder to everybody here that we do have a Federal Mask Mandate, which is for the, uh coronavirus, which uh, does not exist.

    “I am against it. And if you come up to the cockpit, which you can do because the door is open in violation of FAA guidelines, because I’m not afraid of nobody, you’ll see that I’m not wearing my mask.

    “I encourage you to not wear your mask as well. We’ll have you on the ground pretty early today.

    “Ladies and gentlemen, we have started our initial descent. Joe Biden is Communist Chinese puppet.

    “Flight attendants, please prepare the cabin for arrival. We live in Hell.

    “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Albuquerque. We’re just waiting for the gate right now. We should have a gate opening up pretty soon.

    “Uh, hopefully I’ll see you all at the Capitol, if you know what I mean.”

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    • Just got my latest book in the mail. From the site Rudolfsteinerbookstore.com. ….. “The Contagion Myth: Why Viruses ( including “Coronavirus” ) Are Not the Cause of Disease” by Thomas S. Cowan, MD, and Dally Fallon Morrell.
      Just finished reading. “The Invisible Rainbow” by Arthur Firstenberg.

    • Trump or Biden, one of them authorized use of vaccine while the other with made it worse
      Both are puppets, one from Israel while the other from china
      Next

    • Yes Virginia

      I see you out there dancing blue to you
      Tried my best changin’ from red to blue
      Ended up purple, nobody knew
      better luck only come to the few

      Canceled @ The Cancel Club
      In a cage by you know, bub
      Sin micro-aggression, forgiveness unknown
      perfected persuasion, a steel barred throne

      Online ragin’, make your plea
      plenty of seen cajuns, like you and me
      when they catch one
      they hang them up to dry
      paraded in front of every hackers’ eye

      Hocus pocus and bogus boo
      surveilling Heaven for the chosen few
      they’ll target anyone, wrong shade of blue
      pretty soon it’ll end up that it’s you

      Fusing the truth, editing the facts
      entry gained, don’t matter how, Jack
      defending Assange and Snowden,
      correcting that September day
      all this and more, mortal sins somehow
      meanwhile in Russia, they’re Shanghai now

      Tore down my statue before they could
      Blue Christmas bound, Chinese shipping paused
      Low blue water, docks seem to be gone
      kids wearin’ masks, new suburban cause

      Blue water all but gone
      A 20 year war, left it all behind
      Parents are terrorists now
      red tide re-launched

    • It’s like everyone woke up one day, and we all became sensitive little 5 year olde, and someone took the ball from us! Wasaaa! Such wooooooses everyone’s become! You can’t take a little joke?! I mean…come the heck ON!! Last flight a female pilot joked that we were at the lovely destination, had been super funny, but then said “We’re here, now GET OUT! I just laughed a lot! It was a freakin joke! No humor allowed anymore!

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