Forbidden Knowledge TV Alexandra Bruce September 10, 2010 In the year 2009, over the Internet we send calls and discuss topics we like. Even banking has hit the Internet. But 50 years ago it was only a vague idea. Before 1957, computers could only work on one task a time. Eventually...
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It’s being called the biggest waste of your money to come along in years. It’s overpriced; it’s got a whole bunch more memory than what you already have. The packaging is impossible to open. It’s frustrating. It will make you want to tear your eyeballs out. This is...
Forbidden Knowledge TV Alexandra Bruce September 7, 2010 The Onion strikes again! Forbidden Knowledge TV is issuing a bulletin warning you about Big Pharma’s latest attempts to keep you from being annoyingly cheerful. Surely there are food- or lifestyle-based ways to make yourself...
Alexandra Bruce Forbidden Knowledge TV September 7, 2010 The Onion is the funniest organization in America. This piece completely shoots holes through any romantic ideas people may have about psychics working with cops. A real-life (but not really) clairvoyant medium helps police solve...
Disney Geneticists Debut New Batch of Child Stars
Alexandra Bruce Forbidden Knowledge TV September 7, 2010 How exactly do you create a Miley Cyrus from scratch? One satirical newspapers jokes about how, when a Disney star, she seemed so much like the other child actors on the Disney Channel. Disney, The Onion “reports,”...