Alexandra Bruce
Forbidden Knowledge TV
September 7, 2010
How exactly do you create a Miley Cyrus from scratch? One satirical newspapers jokes about how, when a Disney star, she seemed so much like the other child actors on the Disney Channel.
Disney, The Onion “reports,” develops them for advanced singing, dancing and photo-performing capacities. Allegedly the child stars are almost completely the same genetically — with minor modifications.
Sadly, Zach Efron’s skin is due to dissolve due to Disney geneticists’ foul-ups.
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