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    Alexandra Bruce
    Forbidden Knowledge TV
    September 7, 2010

    How exactly do you create a Miley Cyrus from scratch? One satirical newspapers jokes about how, when a Disney star, she seemed so much like the other child actors on the Disney Channel.

    Disney, The Onion “reports,” develops them for advanced singing, dancing and photo-performing capacities. Allegedly the child stars are almost completely the same genetically — with minor modifications.

    Sadly, Zach Efron’s skin is due to dissolve due to Disney geneticists’ foul-ups.

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