It’s being called the biggest waste of your money to come along in years. It’s overpriced; it’s got a whole bunch more memory than what you already have. The packaging is impossible to open. It’s frustrating. It will make you want to tear your eyeballs out. This is...
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Forbidden Knowledge TV Alexandra Bruce September 7, 2010 The Onion strikes again! Forbidden Knowledge TV is issuing a bulletin warning you about Big Pharma’s latest attempts to keep you from being annoyingly cheerful. Surely there are food- or lifestyle-based ways to make yourself...
Alexandra Bruce Forbidden Knowledge TV September 7, 2010 The Onion is the funniest organization in America. This piece completely shoots holes through any romantic ideas people may have about psychics working with cops. A real-life (but not really) clairvoyant medium helps police solve...
Disney Geneticists Debut New Batch of Child Stars
Alexandra Bruce Forbidden Knowledge TV September 7, 2010 How exactly do you create a Miley Cyrus from scratch? One satirical newspapers jokes about how, when a Disney star, she seemed so much like the other child actors on the Disney Channel. Disney, The Onion “reports,”...
Forbidden Knowledge TV Alexandra Bruce September 7, 2010 According to Muslim tradition, the Koran is the word of God. They say it was given to Mohammed in a set of separate revelations. His followers memorized those revelations and wrote them down. The scraps of writing were gathered...