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“Not the Future”

by Bad Lip Reading


I think it’s about time that I walk away, walk away
Sad lady, make me turn and walk away again

Even though it looks like it’s the future

It’s really a long, long time ago

When there were knights

And they got into fights 

Using sabers of light
Please remember

Even though some things look so familiar

You’re not really on Earth

Yeah, it’s a galaxy

Far, far away

Alien DNA

Walkin’ ’round every day

And no one notices…

Well, I messed up
Yeah, I made a mistake
I can’t sleep
I have to find your place soon
My tailor’s awesome
All the people looking
Rolling like I’m platinum


Ahhh, you know I’ve gone a long way to
Change my mind about us since I’ve seen you
But I’m talking at my robot as you mill about the city
And I’m on my way
Girl, there’s something that you need to know…

Even though it looks like it’s the future
It’s really a long, long, time ago
When there were knights
And they got into fights
Using sabers of light
Just remember

Even though some things look so familiar
They’re not really on Earth
Yeah, it’s a galaxy

Far, far away

Alien DNA

Walking ’round every day

And no one notices…

Ahhhh, space station blown away
(It’s not the future)
Ahhhh, floating in the diaper tank
(It’s not the future)

Ahhhh, space leprechaun fadeaway

(It’s not the future)

Ahhhh, cyborg with no big boy words to say

(It’s not the future)

Get turnt
Get real turnt
Get turnt
Get, get real turnt

Well I’m a jaywalker
Got a lot of fresh damage, oh no
I can’t always be around to
Explore foreign love
Overflowing for your love

And I’m not sure that when we argue

That it’s not the way that it makes me

Dream about them demon-fishes

Ahhhh, that’s not the way that it’s 

Supposed to be and

I bless your outfit

Mmmm, that’s a good choice

What is he saying? I don’t understand

Listen girl, I hope the heartbreak leaves me

On the weekend

Even though it looks like it’s the future

It’s really a long, long, time ago

When there were knights

And they got into fights

Using sabers of light

Just remember

Even though some things look so familiar

They’re not really on Earth

Yeah, it’s a galaxy

Alien DNA

Walking ’round every day

It’s a place where

Little furry creatures dance

But they’re not Teddy Bears

(They’re alien equivalent)

And they may rage in familiar trees 

But it’s not the Redwoods, you see

It’s something else, indeed

Alien trees on an alien moon, oh-oh

Time to break it down

Break it down, down, down, down

Yeahhh

Yeah, I was big in Japan

I was King of Ping Pong

Yeah I was bad at tuba

And I’m sure you’d like me to bounce

Master, I need one of these

Do they come in threes?

Because I need to squeeze them 


Yeahhh

Yeah, I was big in Japan

I was King of Ping Pong

Yeah I was bad at tuba

And I’m sure you’d like me to bounce


Sometimes, that moment when you wish you could run and hide

Is when you find you need a new hyperdrive

(It’s not the future)

Awesome times – wish we could get away

And if you try 

(It’s not the future)

Just make sure that if you hide in a cave

That it’s really not some giant space snake


Even though it looks like it’s the future

It’s really a long, long, time ago

When there were knights

And they got into fights

Using sabers of light

Just remember

Even though some things look so familiar

They’re not really on Earth

Yeah, it’s a galaxy

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