Below is the satirical press release which my co-producer and the director of ‘Splintering Babylon’, James Grundvig attempted to publish on his press release service, EIN PRESSWIRE (Everyone’s Internet News Presswire™) and found himself de-platformed with the Woke letter that James reads out in this video.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 8, 2024 — Internet, USA
In an unprecedented moment in cinematic history, The Most Banned Movie in America, “Splintering Babylon,” the film the critics won’t watch and politicians will avoid for its radioactive content, has become the first movie to receive the highly controversial ‘T’ for Truth rating from the newly-formed FEMA Rumor Response unit.
Despite a hurricane of kryptonite publicity, the documentary film, “Splintering Babylon: The Plan, Revelation, and the Path to Freedom,” with two canceled appearances, including one in storm-struck Asheville, North Carolina, will sail on the “sea of troubles.”
Superhot topics include:
Fourth Reich infiltration of every echelon of Western governments, institutions, and corporations post World War II.
CIA’s never-ending MK-Ultra mind control program.
The spirit of 1776 of ‘We the People’ vs. 1984’s Super Surveillance State of global technocracy.
Daniel 2:35 with the return of “God’s Law” destroying the fifth and final kingdom of Nebuchadnezzar’s dream.
What is a ‘T’ for Truth rating? Unlike the traditional G, PG, or even R ratings, the ‘T’ rating is a new classification reserved exclusively for films that hit a little too close to home. Films like this one apparently “reveal too much reality.” Let’s face it, America isn’t ready to digest that kind of honesty or swallow that big a red pill. “Hello, Neo.”
With themes ranging from corporate greed to government surveillance, The Most Banned Movie in America unapologetically tells it like it is—and now it’s banned in 27 states and a dozen NATO countries, and counting! Critics are calling it “a dangerous mix of fact and footage that clearly went through no approved governmental filter.”
The film’s scenes depicting the glory of corruption, Fourth Reich Nazis discarding their swastikas for business attire, and the Great Resetters plotting a humanphobic Agenda 2030 were deemed “a hazard to national stability.”
Viewers are warned that spontaneous enlightenment, critical thinking, and distrust of authority may occur.
The Plot? We Can’t Legally Say. Due to ongoing legal jockeying, anticipated restraining orders, and the sudden disappearance of the film’s co-producer (who may or may not be living in an undisclosed offshore bunker), we’re unable to reveal the full plot. However, early reports suggest it involves a dystopian future where corporations control both the economy and people’s opinions, and politicians are just paid actors. But who needs plot when the truth is this thrilling?
The Verdict: SEE IT (If You Can). Limited screenings of The Most Banned Movie in America will be held in undisclosed locations, with showtimes posted in invisible ink. For those unable to attend, worry not—bootlegged digital files are circulating on the black market (but be careful, it’s rumored they’re being tracked).
One thing’s for certain: This is the most talked-about movie that nobody’s allowed to talk about. Grab your popcorn… if you dare. “Splintering Babylon” is here!
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Contact Office of Cinematic Oversight at:
• press@splinteringbabylon.com
• Buy a beer for the production team in hiding
• Shhh!… See the T-rated movie HERE
Director … idiotic sun glass fan…