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    Parody of Oliver Anthony’s “Rich Men North of Richmond” written and performed by Reason TV’s Remy.

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    I’ve been working till the break of 4:45
    I get an automatic raise and I can’t be fired
    Must wait to age 57 till I can retire
    With an inflation-adjusted pension that somehow keeps going higher

    Oh, it’s a damn shame what the world’s come to
    They want us back in the office on Mondays too
    Wish I could just wake up and it not be true
    But it is, oh it is

    Not living in the real world is a lot harder than you would know
    Sure I got dental, but it’s bad, I go mental ‘cuz I had to fill out both of these forms
    I also see price hikes on necessities
    I had to purchase my rental in Ocean City
    Please don’t tell anyone, it’s so embarrassing
    The plight of rich men north of Richmond

    I just sit here a-wasting my whole life away
    ‘Cuz this verification code is taking all day
    How do you expect me to check my 401(k)?
    Plus, my Fudge Rounds supplier no longer takes Apple Pay

    Oh, it’s a damn shame what the world’s come to
    It takes one person to do my job, so we have two
    Wish I could just wake up and it not be true
    But it is, oh it is

    Not living in the real world is a lot harder than you would know
    Sure I got health care, but I get an in-depth scare, only weeks left to open enroll

    The new guy plays with his pen, he just sits there and snaps
    How am I to get in all my 2 p.m. naps?
    They want us back now on Tuesdays, I just might collapse
    The plight of rich men north of Richmond

    We’re just like you

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    • I love Alexandra Bruce’s posts, as right up there with OMG’s & Judicial Watch’s. Thank you, Alexandra! God Bless!

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