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    “Not the Future”

    by Bad Lip Reading


    I think it’s about time that I walk away, walk away
    Sad lady, make me turn and walk away again

    Even though it looks like it’s the future

    It’s really a long, long time ago

    When there were knights

    And they got into fights 

    Using sabers of light
    Please remember

    Even though some things look so familiar

    You’re not really on Earth

    Yeah, it’s a galaxy

    Far, far away

    Alien DNA

    Walkin’ ’round every day

    And no one notices…

    Well, I messed up
    Yeah, I made a mistake
    I can’t sleep
    I have to find your place soon
    My tailor’s awesome
    All the people looking
    Rolling like I’m platinum

    Ahhh, you know I’ve gone a long way to
    Change my mind about us since I’ve seen you
    But I’m talking at my robot as you mill about the city
    And I’m on my way
    Girl, there’s something that you need to know…

    Even though it looks like it’s the future
    It’s really a long, long, time ago
    When there were knights
    And they got into fights
    Using sabers of light
    Just remember

    Even though some things look so familiar
    They’re not really on Earth
    Yeah, it’s a galaxy

    Far, far away

    Alien DNA

    Walking ’round every day

    And no one notices…

    Ahhhh, space station blown away
    (It’s not the future)
    Ahhhh, floating in the diaper tank
    (It’s not the future)

    Ahhhh, space leprechaun fadeaway

    (It’s not the future)

    Ahhhh, cyborg with no big boy words to say

    (It’s not the future)

    Get turnt
    Get real turnt
    Get turnt
    Get, get real turnt

    Well I’m a jaywalker
    Got a lot of fresh damage, oh no
    I can’t always be around to
    Explore foreign love
    Overflowing for your love

    And I’m not sure that when we argue

    That it’s not the way that it makes me

    Dream about them demon-fishes

    Ahhhh, that’s not the way that it’s 

    Supposed to be and

    I bless your outfit

    Mmmm, that’s a good choice

    What is he saying? I don’t understand

    Listen girl, I hope the heartbreak leaves me

    On the weekend

    Even though it looks like it’s the future

    It’s really a long, long, time ago

    When there were knights

    And they got into fights

    Using sabers of light

    Just remember

    Even though some things look so familiar

    They’re not really on Earth

    Yeah, it’s a galaxy

    Alien DNA

    Walking ’round every day

    It’s a place where

    Little furry creatures dance

    But they’re not Teddy Bears

    (They’re alien equivalent)

    And they may rage in familiar trees 

    But it’s not the Redwoods, you see

    It’s something else, indeed

    Alien trees on an alien moon, oh-oh

    Time to break it down

    Break it down, down, down, down

    Yeahhh

    Yeah, I was big in Japan

    I was King of Ping Pong

    Yeah I was bad at tuba

    And I’m sure you’d like me to bounce

    Master, I need one of these

    Do they come in threes?

    Because I need to squeeze them 

    Yeahhh

    Yeah, I was big in Japan

    I was King of Ping Pong

    Yeah I was bad at tuba

    And I’m sure you’d like me to bounce

    Sometimes, that moment when you wish you could run and hide

    Is when you find you need a new hyperdrive

    (It’s not the future)

    Awesome times – wish we could get away

    And if you try 

    (It’s not the future)

    Just make sure that if you hide in a cave

    That it’s really not some giant space snake

    Even though it looks like it’s the future

    It’s really a long, long, time ago

    When there were knights

    And they got into fights

    Using sabers of light

    Just remember

    Even though some things look so familiar

    They’re not really on Earth

    Yeah, it’s a galaxy

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