“Since I left Congress my trades are sh-t. I can’t get any insider information anymore, and these f-ckers won’t tell me anything anymore! I’ve been drinking, my husband’s still in love with the homeless hammer guy, visiting him in jail and sh-t. It hasn’t been easy, OK?”
Humor
“My Husband’s Still in Love with the Homeless Hammer guy…”
Hilarious.
Trump should rethink extra-judicial fast boat killings, and posting JerrySpringerPelosi clips.
Not a good look.
“If it’s not trashy, it’s not entertainment.”
But definitely Hilarious.