OFFICIAL RETRACTION
Last month, I wrote that, “I have yet to see direct evidence that Michelle [Obama] is, in fact a man,” because I was looking for a birth certificate or some other kind of official document or text that definitively stated this.
However, I had forgotten all about this 2015 video of Michelle Obama dancing on the Ellen show, which clearly shows the imprint of her two testicles swinging back and forth inside her loose-fitting white pants.
Therefore, I am issuing a full retraction of what I had previously written and I hereby state unequivocally that there is hard evidence that Michelle is a transwoman.
This video by YouTuber, The Viking Nomad is set to the song, ‘Chocolate Salty Balls’ performed by the South Park character, Chef, voiced by Soul legend and Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Isaac Hayes.
Incredibly – just like the original – this video is still up on YouTube!
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An average of betting odds on who will win the 2024 election has revealed that Trump is leading all candidates, Biden is in second place, and former First Lady Michelle Obama has surged into third place.
Trump leads with a 43.2% chance of winning the election, according to a RealClearPolitics average of betting websites. Biden sits in second place, with a 29.3% chance.
Michelle Obama has launched into third place over the last month, sitting at 8.8% as of February 9, more than double the chance of Nikki Haley being president, who received a 4.2% chance.
In fourth is California Governor Gavin Newsom, with a 5.7% chance. Vice President Kamala Harris has a 3.5% chance, Robbert F Kennedy Jr has a 3% chance, and Virginia’s Glenn Youngkin and West Virginia’s Joe Manchin each have a 1% chance.
Haley’s chances dropped in January after the New Hampshire primary election, in which Trump won.
Biden’s odds dropped by around 3% between Thursday and Friday, coming after special counsel Robert Hur released his report on the classified documents found in Biden’s possession in which no charges were recommended.
“We have also considered that, at trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory,” the report from Hur stated.
“Based on our direct interactions with and observations of him, he is someone for whom many jurors will want to identify reasonable doubt. It would be difficult to convince a jury that they should convict him — by then a former president well into his eighties — of a serious felony that requires a mental state of willfulness.”
Biden’s chances at a second term have been slowly decreasing since his peak in April, with Trump overtaking the incumbent in September.