Today, we present to you the latest groundbreaking exposé from Mug Club Undercover! Join us for the very first look at excerpts from the Nashville Covenant School shooter’s manifesto. We’ve been granted exclusive access. We’re going line-by-line!
War


This is the mysterious secret “Manifesto” whose revelation might threaten polite Society as a whole? I’ll admit, like most things in this portion of my life in this oh-so-advanced culture, I’m disappointed. As Shakespeare himself famously wrote, “Much ado about Nothing.”