This TikTok video from @aubreynberck, with with two 20-something Gen-Zers is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.
According to her Instagram, Aubrey Berck is a student at Oklahoma State University, Class of ’26 and her profile description unequivocally says, “JESUS IS KING”.
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Aubrey: Get ready with us while we tell you why we’re so mad that Kamala didn’t get elected president.
I just really was excited to see my future daughter get destroyed by men in sports. You know, it would have been a Proud Mom Moment.
Aubrey’s Friend: I’ve never, ever, in my entire life wanted to be a homeowner or, like, marry someone who wanted to be a homeowner and so, it just sucks now, that houses will probably be a little bit more affordable. I just wanted to live in an apartment for the rest of my life!
Aubrey: I wanted my future son to be able to use a tampon in a men’s restroom without being judged – or just, like, in general.
Aubrey’s Friend: It just sucks, to me that the border is gonna have more restrictions, now. I wanted drugs to be more readily-available for people who really needed them in their life. I thought it was something that’s good for our economy, good for the homeless population.
Aubrey: I was really excited to lose all these boys to World War 3. Finally, get ’em out of our hair!
Aubrey’s Friend: I really wanted my Third Grader to learn about sexual-reassignment surgery and stuff like that. I just don’t understand why people wouldn’t want their kids to learn about that? It breaks my heart that people want to keep that secret from their kids! Teach them young!
Aubrey: You know, I was excited to keep paying $4 for gas. If you can’t afford it, you don’t deserve it!
Aubrey’s Friend: I was really hoping that if Kamala became President, she would take back the Abortion Rights and put it in the hands of the Government, rather than the States. I just want my daughter to be able to have that option, in case she does get pregnant in high school. I’m sure she’ll be sleeping around.
Aubrey: You know, there’s college. She has to go to college, next.
Aubrey’s Friend: College, yeah. I just want her to be able to have an abortion, if she really needs it.
Aubrey: Yeah, like, she wouldn’t have to lift a finger, if it was Kamala.
Aubrey’s Friend: Exactly.
Aubrey: I was really looking forward to the the motivational opportunity that I would get by going on-campus to the Women’s Restroom and seeing some male genitals. I’d have been so motivated to study!
Aubrey’s Friend: I know, I would’ve gotten so excited!
Aubrey: Yeah.
Aubrey’s Friend: I really just wanted my child to be able to have a Transition and make that decision for himself, whenever he’s young. I don’t think that he needs to be 18 to decide what he can and can’t do with his body! He literally knows exactly what he wants to do! If he wants to be a female, then he can do that!
Aubrey: Trump, quit taking away our rights!
Aubrey’s Friend: It breaks my heart that people think that they shouldn’t be able to do that!
Aubrey: I know. I wouldn’t want Russia to bomb us, because I’m single and I really wanted to meet a Russian boy. A cute little Russian boy. Or – or Putin!
Aubrey’s Friend: Yeah.
“Oklahoma and Jesus is king” tells me this is sarcasm. THANK GOD!
Yes – and it is!
Hahahaha….someone please tell me…..and where would a GUY stick a tampon…..UP HIS NOSE???
We are really missing out not having all the gender rights without Kamala. Just think how wonderful it could be in the future if everyone in our society was a Bi or hermaphrodite. It would double everyone’s ability to get lucky at the bar. Incels unite to bring back Harris-Walz in 2028! that is something I can get “Behind” (pun intended).
Oh, YEAH! 🍑
Hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣 good job! You guys made your point. Too bad some didn’t get the humor.
Funny. Gives me hope.
Vanity, vanity, adolescent prattle about nothing!
You can thank a teacher for this.
This is satire. This 20-year old, Aubrey has “Christ is King” on her Instagram profile. You didn’t read my little write-up.
You’re right, I didn’t because I didn’t have time, sorry. If I read everything and view everything, more important matters would go wanting. I simply don’t have time. Maturity does this to people like me, but don’t misinterpret, I do appreciate your work.
Excuses, excuses!
I read it, otherwise I would be typing an apoplectic tirade asking why Conservatives are so dead-set against the Leftists getting abortions.
These two made their discussion readily believable.
My sense of humor is the only reason that I’m still alive; I’m not so sure that is a “Good Thing”.
It’s a JOKE! has the entire nation lost is sense of humor?
Yes, apparently.
Stupid idiotic chickens that have no clue whaT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT
DISPOSE THEM………………..
I guess this satire was too subtle for most and people don’t read what I write.
Life would be easier if we would not have to explain jokes to some people.
LOL! No kidding! The video needed no write-up or explanation. The satire was obvious (and funny!). Reminds me of the old saying, “If I have to explain it to you, you wouldn’t understand.”
One of the things I learned from my experience in advertising is to avoid humor as much as possible because it can backfire. That is, if you care. If you don’t care if you offend some people, go ahead. Satire is a mocker and unbecoming of one attempting to teach.
You sound like a snowflake. What you thought you learned in advertising was wrong. Besides the video isn’t advertising. And there is no teaching, only learning. Lastly, there is this sage saying: F*ck ’em if they can’t take a joke!
It’s true that humor can be misunderstood, it is also an effective teaching tool. If nothing else, it teaches some people to reflect on what they hear before automatically accepting it or making snap judgments. People who are easily offended are learning-resistant and have some personal issues they need to address. We need to teach kids to be confident in themselves and humble, not so insecure that they can’t handle making a mistake or being corrected.