CERN Reacts to Conspiracy Fears that They're Opening a Demonic Gateway

Gary Franchi cites a Sputnik News article, slamming what they called ‘Scientifically illiterate conspiracy theorists’, fretting over a physics experiment the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which will be carried out at the end of April and which they fear will open the portals of Hell, to unleash demons on Earth.

While Franchi says that the CERN experiments have become the focus of “tinfoil hat” conspiracy theories of late, he assures us that these portals were obviously opened long ago, as the demons have been occupying all of the key seats of power for quite some time and that he doubts the CERN experiments will have an impact on this state of affairs, one way or another.

What are your thoughts?