By playing this, I am not “hating on” Hillary Clinton, nor do I mean to minimize the suffering of the people at the center of “the coalition’s” wars in South Asia – a group that includes many Americans.
This satire by The Onion is so perfect that I simply could not resist sharing it.
“The UN issued a statement saying that, ‘Under no circumstances is there ever a justification a for the pre-emptive deployment of Hillary Clinton by any country for any reason, anywhere.’
“The White House released its own statement, ‘We reserve the right to use Hillary Clinton when all other options have failed.'”
“Preliminary figures we have show that over 500 civilians suffered the full force of Mrs. Clinton and over 1,000 may have suffered from some exposure to her inflexible hair and pseudo-folksy hand gestures.”
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