Forbidden Knowledge TV
Alexandra Bruce
January 13, 2011
This Onion report reads: “The spokesdrone [the Mobile Press Engagement Unit] will field questions deemed too dangerous for a human press secretary, whose career could be irreparably damaged by answering them.”
The “Pentagon” has hailed it as a revolutionary step forward in protecting military service people.
Commander Cameron Kennedy says that the drone had proven “effective at neutralizing reporter questions 80 percent of the time.”