Forbidden Knowledge TV
Alexandra Bruce
September 7, 2010
The Onion strikes again!
Forbidden Knowledge TV is issuing a bulletin warning you about Big Pharma’s latest attempts to keep you from being annoyingly cheerful. Surely there are food- or lifestyle-based ways to make yourself miserable that are just a bit safer.
The withdrawal can be painful from Despondex. You may find yourself enjoying time with loved ones again, taking care of your children. It’s just horrible.
Seriously though, Big Pharma is probably actually crazy enough to convince you that you can be too happy.
