Here’s a promotional video released by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), announcing their latest in cutting-edge military technology on Reason TV.

The new Cranial Response Online Weapons Network will allow instant Executive Branch-level command of US military resources, without the need for Congressional oversight, debate, or national consensus of any kind!

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  • Can you imagine how brave you must be to bomb cities full of women & children from 30,000 feet ?
    Like Dresden ?

  • This is meant as an April Fool’s joke. But we also must remember that truth is hidden in jokes and fiction.

  • I f*cking loved it! And I also loved the last phrase “F*ck Congress”. It’s about time we switched that one around. My is getting pretty sore from them.

  • I wondered what happened yesterday, Thank You for the history of the “CROWN” and how it is all done, Thank you very much………

  • That would be ideal for a mad man to have access to.
    There is that technology being used in jet fighters.

  • My web developer led me to believe that our domain migration would be complete yesterday, so I didn’t want to screw up the database by running anything yesterday. However, since the job’s not done, I had just to run this. In the USG, every day is April Fool’s.

    Straystar, you *are* joking, aren’t you? 🙂

  • Obvious hoax. April fool to everyone who watches. As ridiculous as it sounds. Obama probably believes it.

  • This kind of video harms REAL intel, with its stupid host and obviously manufactured footage. We rely on FKTV for reliable inside information, that has been vetted through reliable sources. I don’t know what to think about this video – so I trash it.

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